What kind of knitting elf "takes care of" your projects while you sleep at night? According to my daughter she has a benevolent knitting elf who comes in the night and works on her projects. I apparently have a malicious elf who frogs my hard earned progress when I am not looking! Well! That certainly explains a few things.
She has drawn a couple of hilarious cartoons of this situation and placed them on her blog. She'd love it if you came to visit!